The Dangers of Leaving the TV on at Night

I like to have the  television on in the background to give me some noise while I go about my day. I have it on day or night, unless I am sleeping.

Tonight I was on the computer, doing homework and I had the movie “Hope Floats” with Sandra Bullock playing in the background on the Oxygen channel. I love this movie. It’s one of those that I know all the lines to and helps to calm me. I have the volume on really low, because the rest of the house is sleeping and I am the only crazy awake person in the house.

I finished up my homework and started editing some photos I took of our recent vacation when I got thirsty. As I got up to go into the kitchen to get a glass of milk, I didn’t think anything odd about the fact that I didn’t hear the movie anymore. Again, I only have the TV for background noise. I walked into the living room and just about dropped my glass.

There, on 63 inches of flat screen were two women, both holding a side of an electric blue double sided dildo, moving it back and forth.

HOLY HELL!

When did the Oxygen channel turn into a porn channel?

As the women put it down and picked up something that resembles a woman’s vagina, I scrambled for the remote and turned the TV off.

I stood in the middle of the living room, shocked. What if I had fallen asleep while watching TV and my husband walked out to see me “watching” that? Worse! What if one of my girls had come out through the living room to get a glass of water?

So, this is a public service announcement to all my friends out there. Never fall asleep to the Oxygen channel at night. You won’t know what you’ll be accused of watching!